T.R., I found "Final Examination" humorous in an ironic sense, especially after I realized that nearly every subject has probably been covered on this thread; some more than once. I seem to be in an Andrew Dice Clay mood of late. Little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when along came a spider, and sat down beside her and said, "Whats in the bowl . . . .". Its the only one I remember for some reason.
Speaking of jokes, do you remember any of the Mommy, Mommy jokes? They all seemed to go along the lines of: Mommy, Mommy, there is a dead bug on my plate. The punch line was something like, shutup and eat your dinner. Whatever made me think of those I have no idea, but I used to hear them all the time when I was climbing trees and having snowball fights as a much younger kid.
BTW, just wanted to say that I found the following remark noteworthy:
"...if you make a mint...send a few bucks to your favorite charity...if you lose your shirt...see the same charity for a new one."
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