I would love for a leftist e-rag like Salon to interview me if I owned that pizza business. The interview would go like this:
Salon: Sir, do you think it is right for you to refuse to cater to gay weddings?
Me: Is it right for the Congressional Black Caucus to discriminate against Whites?
Salon: Sir, why won't you serve gays?
Me: Why do grocery stores and book stores sell Ebony magazine and Jet magazine?
Salon: Sir, that has nothing to do with your decision not to serve gays!
Me: Why is there a Black Entertainment Television channel?
Salon: Answer the question about your discrimination against gays! Why do you do it? Are you a bigot?
Me: Why does the U.S. government force the U.S. military to discriminate against heterosexuals by requiring them to cohabitate with homosexuals against their will, in close and uncomfortable quarters?
Salon: So, by your refusal to answer my direct questions, you are acknowledging that you will continue to discriminate against gays. Is that correct, sir, yes or no?
Me: Why is there a United Negro College Fund in the 21st Century?
Salon: Okay, this interview is over, sir. You're clearly a bigot and a racist, and you discriminate against gays!
Me: Why is there a Miss Black America contest?
Salon: I hope your business closes soon, sir. You have a serious problem and you're a bigot! That's all. Now stop talking, please.
Me: Why did Michelle Obama recently say, "Black girls rock"?
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See how easy that is? Follow their stupid questions with a strong dose of reality. Just keep each answer short, and drag it out to its logical conclusion, while maintaining your poise and control. Have a few hundred similar factoids memorized, and calmly unload one by one into their faces, always getting in the last word.
The leftist idiot's head would explode in rage and confusion. |
