Bateman, <<if you see someone cross you in the street and have his eyes blink like a strobe it may be me biting into one of those sweet and sour tabs...>> be careful, remember what Pocket Monster did over in Japan. You don't want that on your conscience do you?
Wait a second, maybe there's a military application there in the vein of Monty Python's sketch on the funniest joke ever written...
What if the DOD starts buying large screen home theatre systems and putting them on the tops of Bradlee's? Granted, either the extension cords would have to be fairly long or the mission range would have to be limited to 2 feet (unless, of course, the Army Corps of Engineers has built a series of electrical outlets across the battlefield, in which case the element of surprise may be lost...)
Alright, maybe they could come up with a Dirigible Attack Squadern which floats over enemy positions and broadcasts Japanese marketing cartoons on a jumbo-size screen?
Or, even more frightening, what if this was really a botched experiment by the JDF? Someone at Tokyo TV just happened to get "the wrong tape"? I mean, their constitution prohibits them from using their military in an offensive posture...
...but it says nothing about television programming.
I'll be briefing the JCS on this tomorrow <g>
Good trading,
Tom |
