Humbly reprot, Sir, taht the Sedona Nightshirt is being withheld from the market. No, not a production problem - a clever ploy! Apparently we have secured a spot in the next 007 movie, "Tomorrow Never Misses a Lucrative Product Placement Opportunity" (starring Grandpa Simpson as Roger Moore).
The logic here, Sir, humbly reprot, according to Riley in Marketing, that consumer demand will be whipped to a frenzy once the masses see 007 catching some Z's in the humble FBN sleep-wear. The demand side of the supply/demand equation being thusly magnified, the prices we can then charge, will be, in all humility, Sir, stupendous.
That being the case, humbly suggest taht you make another choice from the FBN Fashions catalog, Sir, still plenty to choose from!
I remain, humbly dozing on the console while tape mount requests scroll by unanswered, near the first arch of the Sophia Loren side of the Chuck-E-Cheese Bridge, where they serve great hot lunch, gratis for me, yours truly,
Kevijn |
