Ok, ok,ok......If you guys insist, I will continue the show:
Daddy Bigs and Al were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before the ship slipped below the surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and water.
On the tenth day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, Daddy spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil lamp (the kind the genies come in) Al, was jummping all over the boat (we all know how excitable Al can be).
Bigs slaps Al to settle him down and grabs the lamp and rubs it. "POOF" out pops a tired old genie who says, "OK, so you freed me from this stupid lamp yadda, yadda, yadda.
"But hey, I've been doing this three wishes gig for a long time now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys get only one wish and I'm OUTTA here. Make it a good one".
Al, without hesitation or thought, blurts out, "Give us all the beer that we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!!" " Fine" says the genie, and he instantly turns the entire ocean into beer.
"Great move Einstein!!, says Daddy (giving Al another good slap) NOW we're gonna have to pee in the BOAT!!!!!"....BwaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
