Ok, ok one more Al joke (since he's not in the bar again tonight)
Al, was recently driving his new car down a street an a particularly bad part of town in Miami. When he stops at a stop sign, a thug puts a gun to his head, draws a circle on the pavement, and tells Al to get out of the car and stand inside the circle. The thug then proceeds to smash the hell out of Al's car with a baseball bat. When he looks back, Al is laughing. So the thug continues smashing Al's car, looks back and sees Al is laughing even harder. So he completely totals the car, where there is no chance of driving it again, looks back and Al is rolling on the ground, hysterical. The thug says to Al, "I'm wrecking your car, why are you laughing?" Al say's, "While you were thrashing my car, I was stepping in and out of the circle" Bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa That was a good one!! §¨§ |
