Ok, one more.....When Daddy Bigs was just a little tike (little bigs) his mom (Momma Bigs) was working one day in the kitchen listening to little bigs playing with his new electric train set in the living room. Momma Bigs heard the train stop, and little bigs said, "All you sons of b**ches who want to get off, get the hell off NOW cause this is the last stop!! And all of you sons of b**ches who are returning and want to get on, get your a**ses on the train pronto cause we are heading down the tracks!!"
Momma Bigs gasps, goes into the living room and tells little bigs, "We don't use that kind of language in this house mister!. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language."
Two hours later, little bigs comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and Momma Bigs hears little bigs say " All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that your trip was a pleasant one. We hope that you will ride with us soon." She hears little bigs continue. " For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope that you have a most pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
Then little bigs adds, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR DELAY, see the b**ch in the kitchen. BwaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
