JUMPER AND PETE M. HOST A RADIO SHOW....
Don't ask me how, but for some reason our two heros have found themselves the hosts on a talk-radio show...
JUMPER: Hello, I'm Jumper...
PETE M.: and I'm Pete M. Welcome to DipsterTalk(tm), the nation's first talk show for Dipsters. <g>
JUMPER: Why don't we jump right in to the calls, Pete.
PETE M.: You got it.<g> Caller #1, welcome to DipsterTalk(tm), you're on the air....
CALLER #1: Hello Pete. I'm calling from Athens, Georgia, and I'm a dipster.
PETE M.: Good for you!<-g->
JUMPER: Did you have a question, caller?
CALLER #1: Yes, I did. I have been buying the dips for a while, and I was wondering if you guys had any pointers as to how I can tell when we have a real dip. Lately, the drawdowns bounce back so fast that I don't have time to buy any more.
PETE M.: Caller, if you are a true Dipster(tm), you will feel it in your bones. Just relax and do what your gut tells you to. <-g->
Next caller, you're on the air. Are you a Dipster(tm)?
CALLER #2: You know I am, Pete. The problem is, I'm a little bit concerned.
PETE M.: Concerned? <g>
CALLER #2: Yes, concerned. Some of the analysts I've been following are saying that we might be headed into a bear for 1998. Some even say we might get a BK...
PETE M.: Okay, let me interrupt you right there, caller. You have to stop listening to these doom-and-gloom mongerers. <-g-> Everybody knows that the BK is a Myth. A Myth! A Myth, I say! <g>
CALLER #2: That's what I thought. Thanks, Pete... love the show <-g->
PETE M.: <-g-> right back at you, caller.
CALLER #2: <-ggg->
PETE M.: <-GG->
JUMPER: Okay! Maybe we should take another call. Hello, caller #3, are you a Dipster(tm)? <g>
CALLER #3: Hello. Is this Jumper?
JUMPER: You're talking to him. What's on your mind?<g>
CALLER #3: My name is Larry Martin, and I'm the CEO of a company called Data Dimensions. I'd like to talk...
JUMPER: click. I'm sorry, but that's all the time we have today.<g> Join us next week for DipsterTalk(tm)!
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