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I can envisage a SNL style comedy skit re Joy Behar and Bernie Sanders. The setup would be Bernie as a guest on the View, seated in the middle of the women beside Joy, ranting about the rich while she coos and can't keep her hands off him. Finally, she throws herself onto the table and tells Bernie, 'I'm rich, Bernie, have your way with me.' He can't help himself and crawls on top of her. The View women look on in shock and embarrassment till Bernie and Joy accidentally fall off the table onto the floor behind the table.
Joy says, 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.' Bernie: 'Neither can I.'' Whoopi comes over to try to help them up but falls down herself on top of them. Whoopi: 'Damn, now I can't get up either.'
Bernie:' Wait, I have a First Alert alarm.' Joy: 'So do I.' Whoopi: 'Me too.' Then we hear the
Help is on the way .... ' message start on three devices.
At the end, while they're still laying there, we hear Bernie ask Joy if she can reach into his jacket pocket. Bernie: 'I have a Cialis tablet in there.' Joy: 'Oh, Bernie you doll, you think of everything.'
Then we hear the voice of an announcer from the Cialis commercials. 'Will you be ready when the mood turns to romance? .... ' Revealing the whole thing was a Cialis commercial. |
