King Druss
The real Scrooge reveals himself at last!.. Tiny Tim, Tiny Tim, come closer to the window.. I have a nice hot pot of pig's grease that will keep you warm...
but Mr.Druss, uh, I mean Scrooge, I can always burn up my nice wooden stump.. the flames burn so brightly, it fairly lights up the room
Well, why don't you hop on in then, you shrunken glob of gruel!
Mr.Druss, it's not nice to make fun of people's unhygenic habits.. I mean, look at Taxicrabs, and Lee-ch, and DSGumby, or even that old goat-smoker himself, JC Wigout
but really.. want insults?.. invite His Bowelness, Unca Ickie over here.. give him lesson in Parisian cooking..'ah, first you burn, then you ribbit, next you turn, give guest's head, pivot'....
all hail King Druss... and his attendant, DSGumby |
