NEOPHYTE NEWSLETTER WRITER NABBED IN NET PORN BUST!
Reported By Fharley Goldmaniger
The Net's latest self appointed stock guru George J. Tromp has been arrested by the FBI for making and distributing pornography over the Internet. Mr. Tromp, editor of "Tromp's Pumps" was arrested earlier this evening by FBI special agents at his Michigan home.
According to Special Agent Fox Mulva, Mr. Tromp was using "Tromps Pumps" as a front to distribute a line of Porno Videos manufactured by the notorious blue movie production house Can O' Coch Productions. Special agent Mulva told this reporter that Mr. Tromp had employed high pressure sales against hundreds of unsuspecting individuals who had sent him emails requesting a copy of "Tromps Pumps."
In addition to receiving the 7 page "Pump", victims of this porn push received a 5 minute "loop" of Can O' Coch's latest feature Amateur Action at Snap Lake. This explicit XXX video contains some of the most intense and graphic displays of pornography by some of Porn's "Biggest" stars. Not surprisingly Mr. Tromp himself appears in the Video under the thinly disguised pseudonym "George Pump." Also wanted for questioning in connection with this pornmotion ring are Director Andy Churner, Producer Pierre Brun, Actors Walter WADD, SureBigthing, Porn Legend the FIX, and the alluring Sofa Sogude. Another featured actor, the notorious Smellyfinger , is not wanted for questioning
due to the rather small part he had in the video.
Wayne Keshup, Mr Tromp's lawyer and personal songwriter, told this reporter that his client was a victim of a complex hacking scheme perpetrated by a group of internet impostors hell bent on framing his client. Mr. Keshup demanded the FBI hold a conference call with him and his client to clear this whole thing up.
In the meantime, Mr. Tromp has been released on bail and was last seen heading towards the Silver Dome to get tickets for next weeks Playoff game. He refused to comment on any of the allegations.
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