Sorry ray, I'm serious over there and playful here....A joke you say mister???? I will accomodate!!!! This a Christmas retiring mailman joke.....How seasonal!!!:
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying mail through all kinds of weather to the same damn neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful women in a revealing negligee (sp?) She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him) and led him upstairs to the bedroom and blew his mind with the most passionate love that George had ever experienced.
When they had both had enough, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words, " he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well. she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do somrthing special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said...."Screw him. Give him a dollar.".......The breakfast was my idea!!......BWAAAaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
