UN’s World Health Organization to Proclaim Bacon, Ham, and Sausage to Be as Cancer-Inducing as Cigarettes
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At a superficial level, the rhetoric bleated by liberals is the diametric oppose of the rhetoric screamed by Islamists. Yet their alliance works well, because they are able to find common ground beyond sharing a mortal enemy in Western Civilization. An example from the United Nations, an institution run by liberals and Islamists:
Global health experts are to warn that bacon, ham and sausages are as big a cancer threat as cigarettes, it has been reported.
Coincidentally, bacon, ham, and pork sausage are all forbidden under Islam.
The World Health Organisation (WHO) will publish a report on Monday on the dangers of eating processed meats.
WHO is part of the UN. It runs largely on money confiscated from American taxpayers.
The UN would go even farther than Islam in restricting what we can eat:
It is expected to list processed meat as a cancer-causing substance, while fresh red meat is also expected to be regarded as bad for health, the Daily Mail said.
The classifications, by the WHO’s International Agency for Research on Cancer, are believed to regard processed meat as “carcinogenic to humans”, the highest of five possible rankings, shared with alcohol, asbestos, arsenic and cigarettes.
This will be a bonanza for trial lawyers, who will soon start suing everyone involved in providing us with processed or red meat on behalf of everyone with bowel cancer.
Have you noticed what has happened to the price of cigarettes since liberals proclaimed a jihad against them? The same thing will happen to the price of meat. But at least our diet will be more to Allah’s liking
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