Universal Rx
No moving parts, no batteries,
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it’s quite relaxable.
It can’t be stolen, won’t pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates you self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug;
May I prescribe, my friends….
The Hug!
(And of course, fully returnable!)
By Henry Matthew Ward |
