Bill, so that in the future you can tell everyone you know Jack, I give to you this Christmas wisdom:
Great News from the Schitt family:
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; you don't
know Jack schitt. Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt & Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married Oh schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt & the deeply religious couple
produced 6 childern:Holie Schitt,the twins-Deep Schitt & Dip
Schitt,Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt & Bull Schitt.Against his parents
objections,Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt,a High school drop out.
After being married 15 years,Jack&Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married
Mr Sherlock,& because her kids were living with them,she wanted to keep
her previos name.She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt&they produced a son,chicken
Schitt.Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout
childhood,&consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd & Hoarse.Bull Schitt, the
prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned home with
his new bride,Pisa Schitt.
Now when someones says that you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct
them.
Merry Xmas don't say I never gave anything,
rb |
