Hey Bigs and all, only time for one tonight so here goes:
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5,000 and see how each one spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedecure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and give them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5,000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5,000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.... BwaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaa (just funnin ladies....only Al would think like that!) hehe
Drinks on the house from me Daddy!! YOUR BEERED!! I may be back later If I can.....Happy, Happy to all.....Garry §¨§ |
