FIX FIXXED: TRAGEDY BEFALLS INTERNET GURU/EX PORN STAR......
One of Porn's biggest stars got a lot smaller today in a freak accident. The Fix, also known as Hugh G. Rection, lost part of his family member in what should have been a routine vasectomy. According to eye witnesses, renowned urologist, Dr. Roger Chopoff was so overcome with awe that he applied far too much pressure on his initial incision.
A hurriedly assembled Macro-Surgery team was rushed to the scene. Unfortunately a groupie had slipped in unnoticed and already stolen away a very big part of Porn history.
The Fix, star of such classics as THE FIX IS IN, FIX FUX FACTORY, and FIX DIX CHIX,took the loss in surprising good humour. Said the Fix, "Even though I'm half the man I used to be, I'm still twice the man Goldfinger will ever be."
A $100,000 reward has been offered by Can O' Coch productions for the return of this otherwise priceless artifact. Police spokesperson Johnson Little told a crowd of mostly female reporters that the police are making every effort to reunite The Fix with his better half.
Stay tuned for Part Two.............
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