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To: Savant who wrote (19063)	1/2/2016 9:47:21 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (3) of 20693

Don't know if this is right for this thread, but here goes... This guy had a few porpoises in his swimming pool even though he knew it was illegal to have them as pets... One day, he thought he would add a few sea gulls to have around his pool to add to the ambiance... So, he ran an ad to find some sea gulls - - someone with a few sea gulls answered that ad... The guy went to buy the sea gulls, but he was told the sea gulls were only a few days old and were still too young to move... the guy promised he would be very careful with them... he bought them and drive home with the sea gulls in his car... When he arrived home, he walked to the front door and saw two fully grown lions sleeping right at the front door and blocking the entrance... The guy wasn't sure what to do, so he decided to unlock and open the door very carefully and quietly so he wouldn't disturb the sleeping lions, and then he stepped over them to enter into his house... As soon as the guy entered his home, the FBI arrested him.. The charges: Transporting under age gulls across sedate lions for illegal porpoises... GZ

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