Santa Claus stopped off at my house today. And he delivered all the presents that I wanted, except certain stocks. But, just as I thought I had the guy out the door, he stopped, turned to me and said:
"Could you help me with my stock portfolio?"
After two hours of laughing, I suggested he lay of the Vodka, invest in a fitness centre, weightloss clinic, better/faster reindeer, and maybe slash expenses {fire the elfs} and farm out the labour!
He replied that he received about 1 billion cookies today, 400 millions litres of milk, 100 million kisses from woman under the mistletoe {lucky guy hey}. And all this at midnight.
MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR
OR
HAPPY RETURNS TO ALL |
