Hey Daddy, I just got back from the other thread and got a little angry (go figure) Anyhooo, I need a joke or three so here goes....
A duck goes into the Bigs Bar and asks Daddy (our beloved barkeep) " bartender, you got any fish?" Daddy says," no." This is a bar and we don't sell fish", so the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?" Daddy says, "I told you yesterday. This is a bar and we don't sell any fish!"
The following day, the duck returns and ask's, "You got any fish?"
Daddy Bigs is poppin a cork at this juncture, grabs the duck by the neck, and screams right in the ducks earhole, "I TOLD YOU TWICE, THIS IS A BAR. WE DON'T SELL FISH, COMPRENDE DUCK!! IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!
The next day, the duck comes in the bar and asks Daddy, "got any nails?" Big's sighs and says, " No, we don't have any nails."
The duck says to Daddy, "GOOD......Got any fish?".......BwaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
