Ok, ok, ok one more.....Al was sitting at the bar enjoying an early evening coctail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young women entered the bar. She was so striking that Al could not take his eyes away from her.
The young women noticed Al's overly-attentive stare (those are kind words Al) and walked directly towards him (huh?) Anyhooo, before Al could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100...............on one condition.
Flabbergasted, Al asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
Al, considered her proposition for a moment (Al's no pushover) withdrew his wallet from his pocket and ever so slowly counted out five $20 bills. Al then looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said,
"Paint my house" Bwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
