Garry, a somewhat simple minded young fella, decided to let himself be pampered and went into a brothel. Explaining his desire to the madam, she answered him, "Sure we can pamper you enough, but as to how much is dependent onto how much money you have with you."
Looking into his wallet Garry stated, "Well all I have is $10."
Laughing the madam exclaims, "Well for ten dollars you can go outside around back and play with yourself."
Looking a bit depressed, and obviously let down having expected more, Garry went outside. After a few minutes, he returned.
A bit irritated, the madam of the house asked him, "What are you doing back here?!"
Garry said, "I'm finished and would like to pay " |