are you a racist??? take the test CRACKERS!!
Are You More Racist Than You Think You Are?If there’s one thing America has no shortage of, it’s racist assholes. And one of the worst things about these people, apart from the fact that they’re racist, is that they typically have no idea just how racist they actually are. In fact, many will tell you quite the opposite.
I recently wrote an article about Beyoncé’s half-time show during the Super Bowl. The comments below said article are loaded to the brim with overtly racist Americans who clearly lack any comprehension of what racism is, let alone what makes them racists.
This gave me an idea. Below is a quiz consisting of ten questions. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: grab a pen and a piece of paper, read each question, and write down your answers. There’ll be an answer key at the bottom of the quiz. Use that key to determine whether you’re a racist. Pretty simple, isn’t it?
Are You A Racist? Here’s The QuizQuestion #1: What is the message of #BlackLivesMatter?
A. Black lives should matter to everyone as much as any other life
B. Black lives are more valuable than any other life
C. Black lives are the only lives that matter
D. Black lives matter and white lives do not
Question #2: What actually happened to Trayvon Martin?
A. George Zimmerman saw Martin, stalked him, and then attacked him
B. Martin saw Zimmerman, stalked him, and then attacked him
C. The two of them met randomly and attacked each other
D. Zimmerman witnessed Martin committing a crime and then stood his ground
Question #3: Most Muslims are __________
A. Normal people
B. Terrorists
C. Radicals/ fundamentalists
D. Communists
Question #4: How many more muscles do black people have in their legs than white people?
A. 0
B. 1
C. 2
D. 3
 Photo by nevil zaveri  Question #5: Look at the photo above. These two guys are __________
A. Sikhs
B. Muslims
C. Terrorists
D. I don’t know, but I hope they don’t get on my airplane
Question #6: Most crime in America is carried out by __________
A. Whites
B. Blacks
C. Latinos
D. Asians
Question #7: Why did politicians raise the Confederate Flag over government buildings in the south in the 1960’s?
A. To intimidate minorites
B. To remember the Civil War
C. To celebrate southern pride
D. To support the development of the Dukes of Hazzard TV show
Question #8: Does “Reverse Racism” exist?
A. No, because racism is a system of perpetual civil and social injustice
B. No, because racism doesn’t exist to begin with
C. Yes, because some black people are untrusting of or otherwise dislike white people
D. Yes, because Obama is President
Question #9: True or False: Asians are just as offended by racial stereotypes as anyone else
A. True
B. False
Question #10: Why is poverty so rampant in the black and Hispanic communities?
A. Centuries of economic, social, and civil injustice
B. Laziness
C. This isn’t true, because Oprah and others are wealthy
D. I’m not sure, but Obama is definitely to blame
Answer Key!Okay, let’s take a look at your results and see how you did. You’re just moments away from knowing if you’re a racist dick or not. Exciting, isn’t it?
So… did you answer “A” to every single question above? If so, then congratulations, you’renot racist. But chances are, you already knew that.
But if you answered anything other than “A” to any single question, then I strongly recommend you head back to said question, read answer “A,” then spend the next few days of your life Googling that topic exhaustively (and by exhaustively, I mean looking at links that don’t merely confirm your bias). Why? Because you’re most likely a racist.
Some of you might just not be aware of current events… that’s not really your fault. If you weren’t sure what answer to pick for one or more of the answers above, you aren’t necessarily a racist. But definitely take the time to search the web for more information on these topics. Heck, most of that information can be found right here on Reverb Press. The more willing you are to learn, the less inclined you are toward racism. That’s a scientific fact, folks. |
