It appears that Brett Arends has been spending a lot of time and effort writing anti Trump articles. I’m not going to take this libratard from Boston serious.
This is Donald Trump’s bible
Trump has his own system of ethics. He might soon have his own version of the Bible.
Like many of you, I spent the past couple of days wondering how a foul-mouthed serial philanderer was able to win the Republican primary in South Carolina, a state supposedly dominated by “Christian conservatives” and evangelicals.
I always figured you couldn’t worship God and mammon. I’d read that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. I couldn’t reconcile much of what Trump said with what I’d read in the Bible. (Nor, for that matter, could Pope Francis.)
There is a new version of the Bible out. A new translation. Updated. Just tremendous. The best.
Behold ... the Trump Bible!
Check out some of the new passages!
And lo, the Lord hardened the heart of the Pharaoh, who said, “Send all the Hebrews back to their own country, wherever that is, and then build a wall so they can’t come back, and then send them the bill.” And it was done as he had said. And then the Egyptians found that there was nobody left to do all the really crappy jobs for very little pay, and so the streets went unswept and a head of lettuce suddenly cost fifty smackeroos, and there was sadness across the land.
And so the people of Babel came together and built a great Tower, and spared no expense, and they did sell off luxury condominiums, open a giant casino in the lobby and make it the world’s most exclusive resort. And when they ran out of money, they did cry out to the Lord and say, “Lord, Lord, help us!” And He did take pity on them and told them to open His Book and look in Chapter Eleven, and there they found the answer to their woes and it was good. And for evermore, every few years they returned to Chapter Eleven again and again, and they prospered mightily, excepting those who had actually paid for the tower.
More anti Trump articles by Brett Arends here: marketwatch.com |
