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Politics : Obama Joke Thread
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To: PappaJohn who wrote (555)4/29/2016 11:42:57 AM
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Two patients limp into two different doctors' offices with the same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery.

Patient 1 is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

Patient 2 sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review board's decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on ObamaCare.

In November, if there is no change in government, we'll all have to find a good vet.
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