Democratic thoughts on the 4th of July:
The Declaration of Independence originally had a clause in it demanding free abortions but the founding fathers took it out because they wanted women to die on the floor. Nancy Pelosi knows this.
We only went to war with the British because they were promoting social justice for LGBT's. Barack Obama knows this.
John Adams once put his dog on top of his carriage on a family trip. David Axelrod knows this.
George Washington lied our way into war by faking Concord and Lexington. Michael Moore knows this.
Benjamin Franklin invented the myth of the American dream because he wanted an idealogy to justify income inequality. Paul Krugman knows this. |
