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7/22/2016
RNC Day Four: We Beheld What We May Become
If I could pinpoint one thing in Donald Trump's sweaty, screechy, masturbatory "Tales of American Armageddon" last night thatmight actually give other Republicans pause, as they figure out how to deal with a presidential nominee who has tossed outmany of their most cherished beliefs, it would be this: One word that was conspicuously absent from the speech was"Congress."
At no point in the entire exhausting, tedious, repetitious series of barks and growls did Trump say he would go to Congress toask for something. Not once did he even hint that he understood that he couldn't just clap his wee hands and make it so. In fact,everything in his acceptance speech was pointedly about how he and only he can solve the problems in the country. "I am yourvoice," he said, twice, along with "I will be your champion" and "I will restore law and order to our country." That last one wasfollowed by an unscripted, emphatic "Believe me. Believe me." On it went: "I am going to bring jobs" to various states; "I am notgoing to let companies move to other countries;" and more. Even worse, "I alone can fix it." If Barack Obama had said that onenight, he'd've been lynched before sunrise by conservatives for being a tyrant.
What is going to happen if Trump is elected and Democrats in the Senate block a bill to build the stupid border wall? Or a bill tochange the Affordable Care Act? What is he going to do? Trump would say that he'll make deals with them, as if that neveroccurred to President Obama, who gave Republicans nearly everything they asked for in many negotiations while still gettingstabbed in the gut by them when it was time to vote. Senators have a long memory, and Democrats will want payback. So whatwill Trump do? He'll do what his idiot hordes demand, up to and including violence. Because when you have a cult of personality,the leader of that is the only thing that matters. You have to believe whole-heartedly in him and support even his most heinousacts because that's easier than admitting you're wrong. You would rather pretend that a crass, bourgeois piglet is a man of thepeople than face the reality that he's just a puny, pampered pig.
You can find fact checks of all the lies in a speech that Trump promised would be filled with "facts." You could drive yourselfmad trying to get your mind around so much of the shit he said. For instance, apparently, Hillary Clinton is the alpha and omegaof all bad things going on in the world. Egypt turmoil? Hillary. Iraq? Hillary. Hot Lebanese dude didn't message you back onGrindr? Hillary. In fact, Clinton is such an evil genius and agent of destruction that we'd better elect her before she has us allkilled.
And Trump went further than any of the fearmongers before him in portraying the United States as a nightmare, a lawlesslandscape of rampant crime (which is really down), cops being gunned down (fewer than ever), and undocumented immigrantsmurdering the fuck out of us (very rarely). The world itself is falling to pieces (despite it being one of the most peaceful periods inthe planet's history). Every one of Trump's assertions is factually wrong. That's not just an opinion. Facts, actual numbers,something that Trump is very fond of mentioning, bear that out. But, no, the whole place is turning to shit, according to Trump.The only solution Trump offered is Trump. Trump will make it all better. All you gotta do is vote him in. Then America will begreat again. He'll do it all by himself.
Or maybe, just maybe, this is the con: You make everyone believe that the world is turning to shit and then when you're elected,you just change the spin. "Oh, hey, look, crime is way down," you say, not even hinting that it was down before you wereelected. "Oh, hey, look, my strategy on ISIS worked," you say, not mentioning that it was headed that way anyways. "Oh, hey,look, I've put into place a nearly two-year process for incoming refugees," you announce, leaving out that that's how it's been fora long time. See how easy it is to make America great again? You just start saying it is and then, racist blinders off, everyonelooks around and says, "Well, shit, things really are pretty good." And for shit that wasn't getting done because Republicanswouldn't let it get done, like child care and infrastructure spending, hell, all of a sudden, the GOP will be the biggest fan offunding bridges and roads. And who gets all the credit? Not the nigger president who obviously fucked it all up because he'ssuch a nigger. All accolades go to Trump.
Along those lines, I have a theory about how we got here. I call it the "Nigger Rejection Theory." See, lots of white people havestaked a great deal of their identity and political beliefs on the notion that whiteness is superior to any other race. Niggers aren'tgood for anything other than basic shit. Sure, sure, black people could entertain them, in movies, music, and sports. Thoseniggers are fine because they exist only as images and they don't have a day-to-day effect on the lives of these white people.However, along comes Barack Obama, and he's not only president, but he's pretty good at it. In fact, the nigger presidentsucceeded in making the lives of these white people better than they were under the last white president.
They simply couldn't reconcile that. These white people all of sudden found themselves with health insurance, many with jobs,most with lower taxes, and it all happened because of the nigger president. What can you do? You can either admit that your life-long, family-passed-down prejudices are completely wrong and that niggers can do lots of things, including leading the free world.Or you just go into complete denial because you just can't stand to give a nigger credit. Now, here is Trump, telling you thateverything is wrecked and it's all turning to shit and, well, fuck, that sounds good because it makes the nigger and his cuntsidekick look bad.
Goddamn, it must feel good to have to give up on a challenging thought and just get your primal racism nerve massaged.
The greatest slap in Obama's face in the whole Nazi rally was when the idiot hordes started chanting, "Yes, you will" at Trump.It was the bizarro version of "Yes, we can," Obama's campaign rallying cry. Obama was saying that we all needed to worktogether and, even if you think, like I do, that he didn't ask us to do enough, at least he was including us. For Trump and the idiothordes gazing up at his bloated visage, framed in gold, no such effort is needed beyond making sure that their godhead gets intooffice. All good things will pour from that. Trump is like the high school asshole guy who tells a girl that giving blow jobs willimprove her complexion. No, it won't. All she'll end up with is a mouthful of jizz and a satisfied jerk going home.
Almost a year ago, I joked that "Kneel before Zod" was Trump's guiding principle. Now it appears that that will be his governingpolicy. If none of this scares you, then you are too fucking dumb to breathe, but you'll still vote. And if the media makes this intojust another day at the races, then we should all invest in kneepads. |
