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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: Vanni Resta who wrote (1)12/31/1997 7:38:00 PM
From: Brian  Read Replies (3) of 2733
 
Vanni:
I am curious, was your potato peeling course a six month course, or did you take the 20 year program?

A Wall Street Journal employee compiled the following list of actual
headlines that appeared in various papers in 1996 that the Journal staff
rated as the most entertaining:

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Clinton Wins on Budget; But More Lies Ahead
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground; Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Two Sisters Reunite After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Brian
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