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Politics : Politics for Conservatives
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Tom Clarke
To: Tom Clarke who wrote (83099)9/30/2016 11:49:47 AM
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Ugh. One good reason to have left management for the law.

In looking into something on one of my cases, I took a look at an IT company's website. This is the President's bio blurb, which is a particularly amusing example:



Collaboratively administrate empowered markets via plug-and-play networks. Dynamically procrastinate B2C users after installed base benefits. Dramatically visualize customer directed convergence without revolutionary ROI.
I'd love some instruction on dynamic procrastination, I am much too on the ball lately. And who wants revolutionary return on investment? Pfft. I want to pay out the nose for no good reason.

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