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Non-Tech : Any info about Iomega (IOM)?

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To: KM who wrote (42218)1/4/1998 12:16:00 AM
From: Frank Drumond  Read Replies (1) of 58324
 
>Anyone who would like to tell me a joke or funny story would be most welcome at this point.<

OK Truff, here goes....

It seems that Q4 at Iomega was terrible so they needed to cut their headcount. Well, the manager of the QA group found out he had to lay-off one person from his group. He decided that he'd lay-off the person with the least seniority. Much to his chagrin, when he checked his personnel files he found that the most recent hire date was actually for two people, Jack and Jill.

Since both Jack and Jill were very good workers he decided he'd leave it to chance and just lay-off the next one (Jack or Jill) that stopped for a drink at the water fountain outside his office.

Jill soon walked up and took a drink. The manager called Jill into his office, asked her to close the door and sit down. The manager then said, "Jill, I need to tell you something that is rather difficult. I'm afraid that I either need to lay you or Jack off."

Jill replied, " I wish you'd jack off because I've got a heck of a headache!"

Hope I got the punctuation and quotes right.
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