A Kiss of Death Endorsement
By Howie Carr
December 2, 2016
Sen. Elizabeth Warren may have just handed Sarah Palin the job of secretary of Veterans Affairs.
The fake Indian endorsed Scott Brown for the position he had been considered the front runner to get… right up until the moment the senator the new president calls “Pocahontas” gave Brown the thumbs up.
With friends like her, who needs enemies?
Talk about the kiss of death – an endorsement by Chief Spreading Bull, the woman who bragged that she provided the “intellectual foundations” of the Occupy movement.
I know she’s a fake Indian, but why did she have to rain dance on Scott’s parade?
“If Scott Brown is the nominee for Veterans Affairs,” she said in a radio interview, “I have no doubt that he would his heart and soul into trying to help veterans.”
We all agree on that. But why would she come out and say it – I mean, if she really wants him to be appointed by the Great White Father.
Maybe she got her smoke signals crossed. I’ll bet when Scott Brown first heard it, he went on the warpath.
Think of all the rotten things she’s said about Donald Trump – the only person who hates the new president worse than Fauxchahontas is Mitt Romney.
I spoke to Scott’s wife Gail Huff yesterday on an unrelated matter. I asked her what she thought about the news.
“Quite surprising… Very, very unexpected.”
Then Gail said at first she didn’t know whether to believe it. You know, she told me, there’s a lot of “fake news” out there these days.
Fake news, fake Indians, fake recounts. It’s an epidemic.
Couldn’t Granny Warren have found something else to occupy – get it, “Occupy” – her attention yesterday?
Couldn’t she have found some ribbon-cutting for a transgender bathroom to attend somewhere in the Commonwealth?
Or she could have called a press conference to accuse the cop in Columbus Ohio of acting stupidly by not just shooting the machete out of the Islamic terrorist’s hand.
Wasn’t there a hearing in Washington yesterday of the Senate Committee on Fake Indian Affairs?
Why didn’t she call up her candidate for DNC chairman, Rep. Keith Ellison, and chat him up about what he and Louis Farrakhan of the Nation of Islam used to discuss back in the day? Maybe about Keith’s theory that 9/11 was a lot like the Reichstag fire, you know, an inside job.
Back to Lieawatha:
“And I would put my heart and soul into trying to help him do that. You bet I’d support him for that.”
Has she forgotten that Scott Brown is a… Republican? What will her fellow Beautiful People at the cheese shop think?
Or is this one of those hidden-ball tricks where you endorse somebody because you want him to lose? According to the history books, in the old days in the South, the KKK would go to its favorite candidate – who by the way was always a Democrat, because everybody in the Klan was a Democrat, and they only endorsed their fellow Democrats – and they would say to their favorite Democrat:
“We like you boy. So what do you want us to do? Endorse you… or endorse your opponent?”
It was the Democrat Klansmen’s way of saying to their favorite Democrat, thanks for giving us Jim Crow!
On Wednesday night, she went on the Clinton News Network and accused Trump aide Steve Bannon of “associating” with anti-Semites.
That’s what she said – “associating? Has she forgotten that there was once a senator who was censured by his colleagues for making such reckless accusations?
His name was Joe McCarthy.
Later yesterday, Scott Brown took to Twitter to thank the fake Indian.
Thanks for nothing. |
