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To: Elroy Jetson who wrote (130935)2/23/2017 6:23:40 PM
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Hey elron... did you here the one about

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth and a
half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local
welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of
the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his 2017 Mercedes-Benz and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the

long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward,
but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter
is in her 20s and has a strong sex drive.

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me?!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."

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