Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"
"Well, it's a family secret," she said. "But if you promise not to tell, I'll let you in on it."
"Okay," I said. "Tell me!"
"Well, first, I roll out the dough, making sure it is flat and even. Then I cut out the bottom layer and carefully put in the pie plate and make sure it is firmly against the sides of the plate.
"Then I slowly pour in the filling, making sure it's not too full.
"Next, I cut out the top layer and carefully put it over the filling.
"Finally, I take out my teeth and just run them around the edge of the pie crust, and they make the nicest even impressions you ever did see!”
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My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive < fap_b4_nap > 2017-03-15 09:59
gag reflex.
We laughed about it for a while.
Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists.
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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?
Finding a condom in your hole.
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Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon.
Lena is laying naked on the bed
Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"?
Lena "Ole I have nothing to wear".
Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses".
Ole opens the closet door.
Ole "See, here's one dress, two dress, three dress "Hello Lars", four dress, five dress”.
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Redneck 6 pack abs:
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