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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()1/6/1998 2:45:00 PM
From: Ross  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus
down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a
very talented octopus. He can play any musical instrument in
the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him,
calling him an idiot etc.. So he says that he will wager $50
to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.
The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just
rippin' it up. So the man pays his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the
trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his
$50.

A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sets it down and the
octopus fumbles with it for a minute, then sets it down with
a confused look. "Ha!" the third man says. "Can't you play
it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I
was planning on having sex with it - as soon as I figure out
how to get its pajamas off...
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