Winspear, yet more...
THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
To dream the impossible dream,
To find dykes [or dypes, or pipes] the size of a whale,
To have on the Board of Directors,
Good folks who won't end up in jail
To drill holes that will hit the mark,
To love breccia both find and coarse,
To try to search mineral pathways,
to reach the unreachable source
This is my quest, to follow that train,
No mateer how costly, no matter what pain,
To drill all the holes, without respite or pause,
To be willing to go under lakes for this heavenly cause
And I know, if I just follow through with my billiant design,
That my stock will go higher and split
And that all will be fine
And the world will be better for this,
That our men with stock scorned at the bourse,
Still drilled, with our last dime of money,
To reach the unreachable source
This is my quest to follow that train,
No matter how costly, not matter what pain,
To drill all the holes, without respite or pause,
And to dream the impossible dream
I DON'T WANT A NICKEL (From Alice's Restaurant with Arlo Guthrie)
or WSP at 1.80
I don't want a nickel,
Just want to see the share price triple,
And I don't want to cry,
Just want to see the share price fly,
It was late last nite, the other day,
Thought Winspear had a real great day,
They just issued a great release,
But now the market thinks the stock has fleas,
I don't want a nickel,
Just want to see the share price triple
And I don't want to cry,
Just want to see the share price fly,
The day is early, there's more to go,
Newsletter writers sure can make things grow,
Bishop might issue a fax update,
That could make our little stock move great,
And I don't want a nickel,
Just want to see the share price triple,
And I don't want to die,
Just want to see the share price fly,
Now I must leave you on Memorial Day,
The Indy 500 should be on its way,
A race where cars are going fast and hazardous,
The name of our stock will go from Winspear to Lazarus,
And I don't want a nickel,
Just want to see our share price triple,
And I don't want to cry,
Just want to see the share price fly
COUNTING FLOWERS ON THE WALL
Counting diamonds from the drill,
Why does Winspear's price stand still?,
Lots of diamonds in the core,
But the stock's like a cheap whore,
It just slides right down and sells itself at any price,
Don't it know, that's not very nice?
Last year the stock was doing well and analysts said "buy",
This year they drilled, found dykes and more and saw the stock price die
Counting diamonds on your knee,
What's this market want to see?
We've got planetary farts,
That brought diamonds to these parts,
Waiting for the folks at Lakefield to prove things are fine,
Don't tell me, we won't have a mine |
