Continuing...
CAROLINA (AND LAKEFIELD RESEARCH) IN MY MIND
In my mind I'm going to Lakefield Research,
Don't see no confusion,
Just doin' caustic fusion,
And when they're finished with the rock,
The news will move the stock,
Yes, I'm going to Lakefield Research in my mind.
Winspear is good company, but they don't do too much promotion,
But as a clear result the stock price gets demotion
So I'm goin', goin'
Goin' to Lakefiled Research in my mind.
In my mind I'm going to Lakefield Research,
There they give rock contusions,
Got no Bre-X collusions,
And when they're finished with the rock,
The news will move the stock,
Yes, I'm going to Lakefield Research in my mind.
|26 METERS ACROSS SNAP LAKE, or 26 MILES ACROSS THE SEA, or
DIAMOND WILLIE'S SONG
26 Meters from Snap Lake's shores,
Lives a distant relative of dinosaurs,
His name is Diamond Willie,
The monster of Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake
Don't let him scare you cause he's just a nice guy,
He's Paleozoic and he always says "hi,"
His name is Diamond Wille,
The monster of Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake
He measures 30 meters from his front to his rear,
100 carat diamonds in each cute little ear,
His name is Diamond Wille,
The monster of Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake
You don't need geophysics or seismic or more,
All you do is follow Willie down Snap Lake's floor,
He'll show you diamonds,
The monster of Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake
Willie lived inside the lake when diatremes came,
Folks say Pyroclatics is just his middle name,
His name is Diamond Willie,
The monster of Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake
Ask him a question and Willie will say,
There's lots of pipes and dykes and gemstones this way,
Go and follow Willie,
The monster of Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake, Snap Lake
THIS STOCK IS YOUR STOCK by Woody Tomato
This stock is your stock, this stock is my stock,
From Manitoba, to Botswana bedrock,
From the Snap Lake waters to Vancouver's high rise,
This stock was made for you and me
We've got some diamonds near a Lake called Camsell,
And Sohpie Taylor, she's a real damsel,
We've got our Russians and a first rate drill crew,
This stock was made for you and me
As I was walking that ribbon of dyke way,
I saw right near it an endless pipe way,
It went to Lakefield to count the carats,
This stock was made for you and me
The stock price languished despite the good news,
It made supporters reach out for their booze,
When the dust has settled a voice is chanting,
This stock is made for you and me
SOMEWHERE UNDER THE TUNDRA
Somewhere under the tundra
Way down low
There are precursor dykes and there also is a blow
Somewhere under the tundra
Carats lie
Carats Aber and Winspear will mine for you and I
Sometime in June the diamond count will be released
And values will astound me
The dykes they've found will be real stars
Like Ellen or the sun or Mars
They will remind me
Somewhere under the tundra
Carats lie
So fine when Liz Taylor sees them
She'll just turn green and die
If old Liz Taylor could just die
When seeing diamonds then our stock will fly
OUR DAY WILL COME
Our day will come,
And we'll have everything,
Dykes, sills, and pipes,
And Bobby's dogs will sing
Lakefield will tell us we've got a pricey hulk,
So don't you sulk,
Next sample - bulk
Our day will come,
Diamet will be outdone,
Carats real fine,
And lots of them per ton,
And Winspear just like a Phoenix will fly high,
And reach the sky,
Our day will come
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER -MEET DIAMOND WILLIE
Willie the Snap Lake Monster,
Had a very shiny skin,
Covered with lots of diamonds,
From his head down to his fin
Nessie and other monsters,
Laughed at his big shiny tails,
They thought that Diamond Willie,
Bought them cheap one day at Zale's
Then one foggy tundra day,
Randy Turner said,
"You know where the diamonds are,
Show me and you'll be a star"
Then Willie flipped his tail fin,
Said "You can drill here," with glee,
Willie the Snap Lake Monster,
You'll go down in history
TOMORROW
The stock price will rise tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
It will soar
Just thinking about tomorrow
Makes me want to margin and to borrow
To buy more
With the price in a range that's down and dirty
I just look out ahead and climb my mount
Oh the stock price will rise tomorrow
So you've got to hang on till tomorrow's
Diamond count
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow,
And carats in large amounts |
