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MADAME FORTUNA FRASTRADA, PSYCHIC INTERPRETER OF PHANTASMAGORIA
Are you confused, frightened, worried by the visions of the night?
Do you wonder where life is taking you? What the future holds?
Have two roads diverged in your yellow wood and you're sorry you could not travel both?
Come---Madame Frastrada knows all. A student of all ages, she has wept with Cassandra, sung with the Siren, prophesied with Nostradamus and partied with the Wizard of Oz
Recently, on one of her journeys into the past, as she prayed to Asclepius at Epidaurus in the year 345 BC, she received a vision. The healer god of dreams touched her, bade her rise, and, handing her a dusty leatherbound tome, ordered her to return to her time and help those who struggle with their midnight demons.
Post your dream here--and let Madame Fortuna Frastrada guide you on the path to fulfillment.
(How do I look? Does this veil work? What about the wig? WHat do you mean it looks diseased! I paid 19.99 for this at the House of Magic! I know my crystal ball has the White House and moldy snow floating around in it. Stop shaking it!
You have to admit Blue is a nice touch. Turn on that Hungarian gypsy music and the start the mirror ball spinning. Yeah. OK.
I'm ready for clients.) |
