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To: BamaReb who wrote (3532)1/7/1998 6:27:00 PM
From: BamaReb  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
Sacred Descriptions of the Few, The Proud, the Rednecks.....

Part IV

You might be a redneck if............................

31. Your turned on by a woman that can field dress a deer.

32. You've ever hit a juke box with a cue stick.

33. You've ever rolled a riding lawn mower.

34. You've ever shot a deer from the window of your house.

35. You've ever stolen a bulldozer.

36. You've worn something to church with sequins on it.

37. You've got a bumper sticker that says,"My other car is a combine"

38. You have a coffee table that used to be a telephone cable spool.

39. Your date hits road signs with beer bottles while your driving.

40. Your dog can smoke a cigarette.

More Later................BamaReb (damn proud redneck)
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