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MISTER TAMBOURINE MAN
Hey, Mister Minister Man, say those vows for me,
I'm scared shitless - should I really be a marryin'?
Hey, Mister Minister Man, say those words for me,
In the pixel- fix-all morning I'll be S-I-ing to you
Take me on a trip upon your Winspear diamond ship,
My senses all are stripped,
My keyboard seems encrypt,
And the mineral train behind me still is following,
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to wed,
No pre-nuptial by the bed,
And my Chiapas girl is with me - she's not wallowing
Hey, Mister Minister Man, say those vows for me,
In the Pixel- fix-all morning I'll be S-I-ing to you
I know that Bre-X empire, has returned into salt,
But you know it's not my fault,
'Cause I listen good to Walt,
And my common sense is too good for crap swallowing,
Hey Mr. Minister Man take those vows for me,
In the pixel-fix-all morning I'll be S-I- ing to you
ON TOP OF MOUNT RUSHMORE
On top of Mt. Rushmore,
All covered with snow,
Some want to add Reagan,
But why I don't know
He'd like to take credit,
For the Commie's big swoon,
If he could he'd take credit,
For the sun and the moon
Invading Granada,
And helping the rich,
Don't make it in my book,
Though some say I bitch
But the deficit widened,
And the debt it did soar,
Don't forget Iran-Contra,
Should I mention some more?
The S&L scandal,
Cost billions it seems,
And it happened while Ronnie,
Passed out jelly beans
But let's not be hasty,
It wouldn't be fair,
To judge in a vacuum,
Who else is up there?
There's Abraham Lincoln,
He got lots of raves,
For saving the Union,
And freeing the slaves
George Washington led us,
Beat the Brits who were mean,
If it weren't for old Georgie,
We'd still have a Queen
What about Thomas Jefferson?
It says on his grave,
Declaration of Independence,
He authored - he gave
And lastly there's TR,
So bully was he,
He busted the trusts, boy,
And parks gave to thee
So there are four giants,
No if, ands, or butts,
To them you'd add Reagan,
I think that you're nuts
Besides which there's Nancy,
Why didn't you ask?
Her astrologer told her,
It's not time to blast
So best to forget it,
There just is no point,
If you have to add something,
Add Slick Willie's joint
Copyright 1997 Wayne Aaronson
STAND BY YOUR MAN
Sometimes it's hard to be an orphan,
Though your new mom is very rich,
You've got brothers, you've got sisters,
But then you think your mom's a bitch
But as you grow up, your mom's boyfriend,
Who is the dad of brother Satch,
Will come on to you, will want to screw you,
'Cause after all he likes young snatch
Stand by your man, and stick it to your mother,
Your husband's mother-in-law,
Was his gal, Mama Mia!!
Stand by your man, Roman Polanski's taken,
And now you're in a family way,
Oh my, Oy Vey!
Stand by your man, if he had married your ma,
Your baby's dad would be your pa,
-Your kid's grandpa
Copyright 1997 Wayne Aaronson
WE NEED YOU GEORGE
They say we're dumb and we don't know
Won't find out 'till we lose our dough,
Well I don't know why that's true,
'Cause we got George, now we have a clue
George! We need you George, we need you George
They say some hackers faked email,
Said they were George, well they should go to jail,
And then some jerks can't read the top,
They post Alberta stocks to make George stop
George! We need you George, we need you George
We need you to watch the drills,
We need you - flame those shills,
And when we find that we're off track,
You're always there with all the real facts,
They said that Winspear stock was through,
You bought near sixty, now it's one-three-two,
Now analyze those twelve good picks,
We can't be bothered by a few dumb pricks,
George! We need you George, we need you George
We got you to anlayze,
We got you to tantalize,
We got you to debunk hype,
We got you to judge a pipe,
We got you to put down VAUGHN,
We got you, you're no one's pawn,
We got you, you "sunny" boy,
You must "share", now don't be coy,
Don't freak out, don't go away,
We need you George |
