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To: Summer Wind who wrote (1393)	1/9/1998 2:31:00 AM
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* Response from the NetWork * The drums, the music and the Xecom theme song: techstocks.com For those who could not attend the first Xecom stock holder meeting I am posting some of the high lights here. The meeting took place in Saddam Hossein's main palace in Baghdad, Iraq. There were about 10 attendees in the meeting out of which 3 were share holders (including myself), and 7 were company officials and/or associates (including Jimmy Hoffa and Joseph Lanza). The meeting started with Xecom's theme song and music followed by a warmth greeting from Saddam Hossein. He basically said how proud he was that Xecom had chosen Iraq to be the place for its first share holder meeting. The meeting then proceeded with a speech by Mr. Jimmy Hoffa on the future of Xecom. He revealed that the company is planning to sell its services to the Iraqi army (similar to how they sell it to the US army in Texas). He claimed that this will not only generate huge revenues for Xecom but also will portray Xecom as the company that can bring peace to the region! A great sense of confusion arose from that point among the attendees! The meeting continued by a passionate speech made by Evangelist Joseph Lanza and the importance of religion and god in Xecom's future well being. In the tradition of Oral Roberts, Jim and Tammy Baker, and other evangelical stars, Mr. Lanza pleaded to all share holders all around the world to stop shorting the company's shares and to eliminate any godless shorter who attempts to short Xecom shares (especially if they are from Canada). Evangelist Lanza's speech brought tears to many of the attendees including Saddam Hossein. His speech was recorded to be broadcast at a later time throughout Iraq for all to see and to be touched spiritually to the point of crying. It was at this time that the meeting was abruptly interrupted by a rude and surprise attack by the UN inspectors who broke into the meeting and claimed that they were looking for chemical and biological weapons. After a detail search of the premises they did find some chemical weapons. However Saddam claimed they were the medicine given to him by his doctors for shortage of breadth. The godless UN inspectors then interrogated all Xecom officials with regard to their business in Iraq. They thought Xecom was a biological and chemical weapon manufacturer that supplied Saddam his mass destructive weapons! After a few hours of painful interrogation, however, they did realize that Xecom was just a SEE-BS sit-com and thus freed all the attendees. Thus the first meeting of Xecom ended and the next meeting was set to be held sometime soon in the Northern part of Africa. For all interested to attend please contact Evangelist Lanza for the exact time and place.

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