Mike , good one, How bout this?
This ole boy dies and goes down to hell where he
meets Satan. He looks around and sees everybody having a big
party. Drinking and having a big time.
He says to Satan: " Satan, whats going on? Everybody having
a big party."
Satan ays , "Well, Monday's party night in Hell, We got
a bar set up , go on over and fix yourself something"
So, the boy fixes a drink and then saddles up to Ole Satan
and says " What we got going on Tuesday's"
Satan politely replies "Well, Tuesday's are Gourmet night.
We got lobster, and steaks, and chops.All you can eat.
You just be sure to call in early so we can be sure to have
your preference"
The ole boy thinkin this might not be so bad afterall
and says "Well, what we got going on Wednesday there Boss?"
Satan again replies "Wednesday is SEX night, Everybody gets to
have Sex all night long"
The ole boy is feeling pretty good by now about the whole
situation.
Then Satan looks at him and says "Oh, by the way, You are
homosexual , aren't you?"
The ole boy says " Well, No"
Satan says "Well , Wednesdays are going to be kind of tough
on you then."
(Why do I feel like today is Wednesday? HH) |
