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Politics : Margaret Sanger's Eugenic Legacy of Death, Disease, Depravit

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To: Brumar89 who wrote (974)11/17/2017 2:11:29 PM
From: Brumar89   of 1308
 
‘At Least Hillary Didn’t Win,’ Says Lone Survivor Of Nuclear Apocalypse
November 10, 2017


PLANO, TX—The lone survivor of the recent nuclear apocalypse triggered by Donald Trump’s saber rattling over North Korea and other hostile foreign powers reportedly told no one in particular that he was at least happy that Hillary Clinton didn’t win the 2016 election, sources confirmed Friday.

Sitting on a pile of smoldering rubble while taking potshots at mutated bloatflies swarming nearby, the last member of humanity confirmed his satisfaction at making sure Clinton wasn’t elected.

“Yeah, Trump had a few character flaws, but at least he wasn’t Hillary,” he said. “Nobody’s perfect. God can use anybody—He used Pharaoh right?”

“I sure am glad I voted for the lesser of two evils,” he added.

As the wild winds of nuclear winter blow across the now-deserted USA and the last American on earth continues to move across the landscape, foraging and scavenging for food, fighting off feral ghouls and radiation-infected giant rats, he rests secure in the knowledge that he didn’t let a woman who lied about her email usage ever make it into the Oval Office, sources confirmed.

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