The North Pole called and said I was probably going to be named Santa Claus, but I’d have to Agee to an interview and a majo photo shoot. I said, Probably is no good. No thanks, I’ll pass.
 gstjames? @Airace99
Billy Smith? @trueasitgets1
Replying to @trueasitgets1 @TheRickWilson
Sports Illustrated just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named their new swimsuit model oil applicator but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! #thanksanyway
?? Ron Quixote ??? @skruuball
@TheRickWilson The Stones just called and said I was PROBABLY going to be named Lead guitarist but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
 Aporetic Charlotte? @smartwn 1
Replying to @TheRickWilson
The Westminster Dog Show said that I would PROBABLY be named best in show, but I would have to agree to prance in front of a crowd and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
Angela W.? @ProudWADem
Replying to @dcherring @TheRickWilson
Columbia University called to say I would probably win a Pulitzer for my cheesecake recipe but I would have to agree to an interview and photo shoot. I took a pass. Too busy eating cheesecake.
Yurko Korch? @YurkoKorch
Replying to @TheRickWilson
The College of Cardinals called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named the First Married Pope in a few centuries, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
kdog25? @kdog2525
Replying to @TheRickWilson
The Downtown Athletic Club just called to say I was PROBABLY going to win the Heisman Trophy but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Plus I don’t like NY traffic. Thanks anyway!
Mary King? @TwiL1ght_Z0ne
Replying to @dcherring @TheRickWilson
Sports illustrated called and said that I was PROBABLY going be on the cover of the magazine and Swimsuit Model of the Year, like last year but I would have to agree on an interview and (yet another) major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyways.
 patricia tenbrook? @tenbrooksusan
Replying to @KatNohio @TheRickWilson @JMorizWagner
Buckingham Palace just called and said I was PROBABLY going to be named Queen of England but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
25 Trump Now? @25trumpnow
Replying to @dcherring @TheRickWilson
Mensa International just called to say I was PROBABLY going to win the Mensa Society highest IQ of the year award but I would have to agree to an interview, a major photo shoot, and an IQ test. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
 ?? ?? ? ??blizzardqueen? @beckysterne
Replying to @TheRickWilson
Wow SO MANY people got calls today! The Vatican called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named the FIRST non Catholic female POPE today, but the interview & photo shoot were no good (but the hat's, OMG) so yeah I said prolly no good & took a pass Thx anyway!
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 Richard W Martin? @rwmartin49
Replying to @TheRickWilson
Publisher's Clearing House called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be the winner of 10 million dollars, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
Kat CW? @KatNohio
Replying to @JMorizWagner @TheRickWilson
The New York City Ballet just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named Principal Dancer but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
UNeverEverNo? @unevereverno
Replying to @TheRickWilson
Bill Gates called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named the next "CEO of Microsoft," but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
CB? @StaircaseWhitt
Replying to @TheRickWilson
The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for the Nobel Prize in Physics and Chemistry just called to say I was PROBABLY going to win the Nobel Prize but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
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