Thanks for the tips Janice, I really appreciate your help. You are such a kind and giving person, a real gem.
I have taken steps to join the Sierra Club, Green Peace, PETA, JDL, NAACP, Black Panthers, KKK, SPCA and the PLO.
I want to show everyone that I am not prejudiced.
I called an adoption agency and told them that I want to adopt a poor, sickly, starving, lice infested, disease ridden, mentally ill, blind, deaf and crippled child of every color. They said it should'nt be a problem. They are going to deliver them next week via Federal Express.
This should prove to everyone that I am a caring and sensitive person who is very close to being perfect in every way.
Tonight I am going to prepare a 12 course dinner for my poor wife who has come down with a very bad case of stomach flu. I hope she enjoys it between her trips to the bathroom.
Jim |
