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Dear Janice and dearest Penni, I have been thinking long and hard about the plight of dear Jim, as I was shopping at Target and Mervyn's (where, I might add, Christmas stuff is now 90% and 75 % off, respictively). I have come to the conclusion that III am the only perfect person around here. "Why of course", I hear you saying, "but share with us your perfect reasoning Alexa." Well here goes. Unlike you Janice, brutally honest, but misguided, or you Penni, full of kindness yet slightly manipulative, I encouraged Jim to find his own perfect path and not be the creation of some female, a covenesses' puppet. I told him to seek his own path to perfection, the only caveat being that I thought he could wear his underwear (semper ubi sub ubi my family motto). I know you both will celebrate my perfection, now that I have pointed this out to you. I am, frankly, a little surprised you did not mention it first but I am prepared to overlook that in the interest of our long friendship. |
