HUMOROUS RESPONSE TO BUZZFEED, WHITE PEOPLE RUINING LIST
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37 Things Black People Need To Stop Ruining In 2018
First of all, America.
1. Inner Cities 2. Jewellery No one thinks your 50 atom thick gold leaf platted chains look good.3. Names 4. White People's Lives 5. Law and Order in General Whites are okay, but Asians really got their sh*t together.6. Gentrification Don't get mad when Asians clean up bad neighbourhoods7. Voter Turnout If getting an ID is too hard for you then you shouldn't be allowed to vote. You can't buy beer without it, why should you be able to vote.8. Malls in Suburbia Loitering and littering9. K Pop 10. Childhood 11. Cuisine Kool-aid and KFC don't count as haut-cuisine.12. White Lives 13. Freeway Commutes Don't protest on highways, please.14. Gay Culture A politician from Philadelphia designed this new LGBT flag to represent Black People and People of Colour. The only problem is that Black isn't a sexuality.15. Food Stamps Mind you, Whites make up 63% of the American population and Blacks make up 13%. If 13% of the population makes up 25.7% of food stamp recipients, there is a per capita imbalance. Asians however, at 5% of the American population, are only 2.1% of food stamp recipients. Good job Asians!16. Detroit 17. Ancient Egyptian History No, Ancient Egyptians were not Black, they were a mix of Southern Europeans (Cleopatra being Macedonian) and Middle Eastern.18. Graduating from High School Yingling / MCT Asians are likely doing better than Whites in this case. Good job Asians.19. SAT Scores Asians, once again, killing it.20. Anti-Semitism 21. Rap Sit down. Don't mumble.21. Going to the Theatre Y'all need to be QUIET when the movie's playing.22. Peaceful Protesting Looting and smashing police cars isn't a protest.23. Community College 24. European History Stop trying to blackwash whitey's history.25. The English Language 26. Public Transportation To be fair, public transportation always sucked.27. BBC News https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196 This is a real website by the BBC.28. Television 29. Abortion 30. The NFL 31. Personal Property 32. Living in General 33. And Owning a Car 34. Agriculture 35. Cherrypicking Related to Agriculture.36. Racial Harmony It's really easy to validate your hatred of white people by finding trivial examples of them doing something wrong (not eating macaroni in a way you like) to get clicks and ad revenue. It's even better when our society is cool with being racist towards White people, but a list like "37 Things Black People Need to Stop Ruining in 2018" is extremely offensive and racist.37. Lists |