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From: Tomato	2/25/2018 10:33:47 PM
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Two Canadians are playing 20 questions. The first Canadian racks his brain to think of an impossible answer, and settles on a moose's cock. The second Canadian starts off. 'Is it something you can eat?' The first Canadian says, 'Well . . . yeah. You could eat it.' The second Canadian says, 'Is it a moose's cock??’ You might be Canadian if: You've ever had your tongue frozen to something. The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer. You have at least 10 recipes for Moose meat. Your snowblower has more mileage on it than your car. You substitute beer for water when cooking. You know at least six guys named Gordon. You don't have group sex because there would be too many thank-you notes to write afterwards. Two Blondes Walk Into A Train Station. First blonde asks the conductor "Can I get to Chicago on this train?" "Sorry ma'am, you can't" he replied. Second blonde pipes up with a hopeful look; "Can I?” This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast and as I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"

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