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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (55)	3/19/2018 1:26:22 PM
From: Ken Adams	8 Recommendations of 13830

More golf.... One bright morning Jesus and Moses show up for their usual round of golf. Just as they were ready to tee off the starter calls to them to hold up while he sends out a single to join them. They wait while a very senior gentleman makes his way to join them. Now they're running a little late so Moses tees up and immediately shanks his ball into the nearby water. Disgusted, he strides over to the edge of the water and raises his wedge straight over his head. Immediately, the water parts and Moses is able to stroll out onto the dry lake bed to find his ball teed up on a small mound. He takes a confident swing with the wedge and the ball bounces up on the green within 5 feet of the hole. Now Jesus tees up and also shanks off into the same water hazard. Amazingly, his ball stops just an inch above the water's surface and hovers there. He walks over to the waters edge and without slowing down, walks onto the surface and straight to the ball. His wedge shot places the ball only 2 feet from the hole. The senior gentleman tees up his ball and without so much as a practice swing takes a meager stroke at the ball. It immediately goes nearly straight up and comes down on the street alongside. After a couple bounces it hits an on-coming Mack truck in the grill which sky-rockets it over onto the roof of the club house. The ball rolls down the roof into the gutter and into the down spout. It spurts out of the down spout, bounces several times and lands on the green. The ball gently rolls directly into the cup for a hole in one. Moses looks at Jesus, shakes his head and says "You know, I really hate playing with your Dad!"

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