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Trump bans Chinese Finger Traps in an Emergency Executive-Order

After learning thousands of Trump voters have died agonizing deaths after being caught in finger traps imported from China, Trump has halted their import by Executive Order.

"China's sneaky and underhanded leadership have now stooped to weaponizing basket weaving and this is not going to happen on my watch," Trump told reporters who had been quickly called into the Oval Office, "This is just one way Chingy-Chong China is using trade to threaten American security." Trump has promised to use the military to check all imports for other signs of unsafe and unfair Chinese goods.



Separately, Chinese security officials have said state medical facilities have been treating a wave of hundreds of thousands of genital injuries caused by what they described as a variety of innocuous-looking CIA devised IP traps.
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