The past week on White House Apprentice Survivor:
Trump Trade War 180 reversal on TPP. Realizing the China Trade War is going to hurt his base in agricultural states, the Bumbler in Chief orders staff to put American back in TPP (which he pulled America out of just after taking office)..
Trump War on Amazon still on for now.. This war is like something out of an Ayn Rand novel with Trump playing James Taggart and Amazon playing Readen Metal: Message 31555062 "Study" of USPS announced.
Trump Border War quiets down, a few thousand unarmed NG troops called up to help Border Service with clerical duties.
Trump 180 Reversal on Syrian War
After wanting a 418 hour evacuation, the President announced his intention to attack Syria. Just to make sure the attack didn't really change anything he gave a warning, tweeting "Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and 'smart!' The attack on Syria was launched Friday night.
War on FBI and DOJ Michael Cohen's office was searched by the FBI, enraging our Mob Boss President. Organized criminals and foreign agents hate the FBI and the POTUS is both. Mueller passed a criminal referral on to the DOJ's SDNY office and Geoff Berman, a Trump appointee and donor, recused as he should have and allowed the search to take place.
Comey's book was released, which also enraged the Child President. It accurately described the President and his administration, which stoked his rage sufficiently to take to twitter and prove Comey's descriptions are right on target.
The mindless cultist followers of Lord Trump continue to pretend to believe in a massive leftwing Deep State conspiracy run entirely by Republicans, many of them actual Trump appointees: The four FISA judges, Mueller, Sessions, Rosenstein, Comey and basically the entire upper echelon of the FBI and DOJ.
Next move on White House Apprentice Survivor becomes apparent:
The Reality Show President tweeted strong support for EPA head Pruitt. Which means his days are numbered. No movement here this week, way too much drama this week for him to deal with a minor celebrity character like Pruitt.
The reversals on TPP and the Syrian War show a confused and poorly informed President with no actual policy, strategy, or agenda who lurches aimlessly and thoughtlessly from one extreme to another. |
